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A Bullet Came Out
A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen. Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know what happened. . .you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog...!!!!!
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Tampons
3 tampons are walking towards you down the street. Wich one do you talk too? None of them because there all stuck up bitches! |
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Tomato
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing. |
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The number twelve goes to a bar
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.
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